What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

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A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun